Moo.

Apr. 7th, 2011 10:46 pm
icepixie: ([Other] Birds on a wire)
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I did not know it was even possible to ride a cow, but apparently it is. This one wears a saddle and even jumps fences. (Low fences.)

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I have 12 Dreamwidth invite codes if anyone wants to make a backup in light of LJ's recent DDoS attack troubles. The current rumors are that a pro-Putin youth group in Russia are attacking the site in order to shut up certain political bloggers. I've seen a few articles speculating that these attacks might be state-supported, but no one seems to know for sure. Either way, I imagine they're going to continue for a little while, at least, though LJ says they're buying new hardware to better compensate.

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There is a slight possibility I am writing Body of Proof fic. Er, fics. *facepalm* So jumping the gun here. Oh, well!

Date: 2011-04-08 12:36 pm (UTC)
bessemerprocess: Elder duckie Ursala Vernon (acid-ink) (Default)
From: [personal profile] bessemerprocess
I watched the first three eps of Body of Proof yesterday, and quite liked it. I'm excited for fic.

Date: 2011-04-08 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
I was was very close to writing Body of Proof fic today on my lunch break and then I realized I didn't actually know the name of Jeri Ryan's character and writing smut with a placeholder name JUST FELT WRONG.

If you know what her name is I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE I WANT YOU TO TELL ME, BECAUSE THEN I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO WRITE IT. ACK.

Date: 2011-04-08 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
Awww, how cute! :)

And OH GOD, YOU KNOW HOW I AM KIND OF WEAK WHEN IT COMES TO RPF AND NOW I MIGHT DO THAT EXCEPT THAT WOULD REQUIRE ~RESEARCH~ AND AND AND

*blinks* I should probably have realized based on your icon, but that pairing hadn't really occurred to me. IDK. Usually I am kind of an *evilhetshipper* (tm [livejournal.com profile] wisdomeagle) but I wasn't going to watch this show at all until there was Dana Delany and Jeri Ryan and their characters were girlslashing all over the damn place and I was like "oh. um. crap, I might have a new OTP because I didn't turn the TV off fast enough after Dancing With the Stars."

>.>

KINKY RPF ON THE MORGUE SET FOR REALS BECAUSE DEAD PEOPLE HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN ON THOSE TABLES SO IT'S NOT GROSS AT ALL. ONLY PARTLY NAKED EXTRAS HAVE BEEN ON THERE, WHICH, WHATEVER. AMIRITE?

Oh god. So doomed.

Date: 2011-04-08 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
OKAY I had a plan to write RPF smut and leave it here for you while I waited for insomnia meds to kick in but then I went to IMDB to find out if either of them are married and got *DERAILED* by the trivia section:

- Dana Delany is apparently 55 (!? THE SURGEON DOES NICE WORK*)
- *I just followed that thought up on wikipedia where apparently her surgeon did not do nice work with a botox injection at one point and so then she said she'd never have plastic surgery. I guess I will just assume she sleeps in a cryo-freezer at night!?
- MOVING ON. She also apparently hooked up with Treat Williams and Don Henley, hopefully not at the same time.
- Jeri Ryan IS A FORMER PAGEANT QUEEN, LIKE MISS ILLINOIS. WHY DID I NEVER KNOW THIS. ENDLESS LOLZ.
- When messy details of Jeri Ryan's divorce from her first husband - a politician running for Illinois Senate - were made public, he dropped out of the senate race, which was then WON BY PREZ OBAMA.
- ALL OF THIS, WHAT IS THIS, I CAN'T EVEN.

I can see your pairing now though! It's cute! But yes, kind of Obvious McObviousersons which is maybe why I glossed over it??? I TRY TO BE ~DIFFERENTY~ BUT IT NEVER WORKS. I support your pairing for hotness but we have SRSLY got to get on the same ship page one of these days girlfriend.

(So much to work with. I mean, they randomly put Jeri - apparently her name is KATE! - in evening wear so Megan could check her out I think. They are not being subtle here!)

Date: 2011-04-08 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
OH GOD this is shaping up to be the grossest fic of all time :-P

KEEP THE INSPIRATION COMING. I WILL EDIT OUT THE GROSS. *FREAKS OUT WITH JOY*

WHY DO I HAVE A NEW OTP ALL OF A SUDDEN OH MY GOD.

Date: 2011-04-13 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD I JUST WATCHED THOSE YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND-

MY BRAIN HAS EXPLODED

HAVOC'S TOO

YOU MAY HAVE SERIOUS COMPETISH IN THE BODY OF PROOF FICBATTLE

I'M JUST SAYING

*SPLODES*

Date: 2011-04-13 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com
NO I SHOULD HAVE SAVED THIS PICTUREEE. I wanted to show havoc but now my access is denied.

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