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Should be:
- 45 lines of The Seafarer translated into modern English
- 40 lines of The Wanderer translated into modern English
- Books 5-9 of Paradise Lost read
- Two comps poems written, one completed/revised
- The second half of Persuasion looked at, with an eye to finishing sometime soon

Is:
- 45 lines of The Seafarer translated into modern English
- 10 lines of The Wanderer translated
- Book 5 of Paradise Lost read
- One comps poem started
- Another round of cursing at the poem that won't end completed
- Persuasion given several looks of revulsion

About par for Thanksgiving break, really. *shrug*

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I felt cheated by "Trophee Eric Bompard" not being on this week (it's next week; I misread the schedule on Monday :(), so I popped in some of my old ice dance tapes. Lord, I'd forgotten what horrors in costuming were committed in the early nineties. Not that they ever stopped being committed; the ones in my icon are circa 2000, I believe, but...whoa. 1993 was just painful. Like, neon Spandex painful. Even illusion fabric usually isn't quite that bad. (Punsalan and Swallow and your lime green horror, I'm looking at you.) At least the skating was still nice. I'd forgotten about Roca/Sur's "Perhaps" program (to the Cake version of the song, no less). Heh. They're such good actors, in addition to the lovely skating.

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I feel a strong desire to see some Invisible Man episodes. I wonder if I have any on tape anywhere. Or maybe I'll be really lazy and just make do with fic, thus not having to move from the couch...

Date: 2005-11-26 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
- Persuasion given several looks of revulsion

Dear Becca,

It has come to my attention that you are in the habit of slanderizing my work. I spent quite some time writing my novels, and labored intensely to fill them with lovely characters like Louisa Musgrove just for you reading pleasure, and I would really appreciate it if you would take some time out of your vacation to read my quite excellent book. If you do not complete it soon, I shall be forced to rise from the dead and write a seventh whopper of a novel, which will then be deftly inserted into your comps list around mid-March. Please think carefully about your actions, as they may have serious consequences for the rest of the English department, and, indeed, the world.

Love and kisses,

~Jane Austen

Date: 2005-11-26 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcbw.livejournal.com
Dear Ms. Austen,

-click-

Date: 2005-11-27 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
JANE AUSTEN IS NOT A TELEMARKETER SHE ONLY WANTS YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME AND YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER THERE'S NO HARM IN THAT.

Date: 2005-11-27 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcbw.livejournal.com
Dear Ms. Austen,

-BOOM-

Date: 2005-11-27 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
Ok, well, that actually sounded like a hand grenade.

Date: 2005-11-27 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcbw.livejournal.com
You know how everything looks like a nail, when all you have is a hammer? Well, everything sounds like a hand grenade, when all you have are hedgehogs.

(It's everyone's favorite game: hand grenade, hedgehog, Jane Austen!)

Date: 2005-11-26 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildtiger7.livejournal.com
She's dead! She has to fill her time somehow.

Date: 2005-11-27 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
One page cannot contain the majesty that is Austen.

Date: 2005-11-27 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcbw.livejournal.com
You're right. Maybe if she double-spaced, it would fit.

Date: 2005-11-27 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
Hey, when all that majesty erupts from excess pressure, you'll be the first against the wall.

Date: 2005-12-07 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcbw.livejournal.com
I've got my ... gock block ... glock ....

Bring it.

Date: 2005-11-27 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
Dearest Tasteless Philistine,

Machetes can do no harm to my several-hundred-pages-thick, nothing-happens-ever literary armour. Would you prefer three pining romances in my seventh novel, or only two?

With much pining and sighing,

Jane

P.S. Slanderising. There. Now it's British. And a word.

Date: 2005-11-28 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
Dear Heartless Cave-type Person,

Muahahah! My pages are made of pure titanium! As is my face! Sorry about all those dents in your machete.

100000 pining romances, you say? Consider it done.

Smooches,

Jane

P. S. Watch it, or I'll recruit Oscar Wilde to pester you too. Muahahah, comps list manipulation!

Date: 2005-12-07 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcbw.livejournal.com
Moo ha ha.

Jane Austen, hand grenade, cow?

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