OKAY I had a plan to write RPF smut and leave it here for you while I waited for insomnia meds to kick in but then I went to IMDB to find out if either of them are married and got *DERAILED* by the trivia section:
- Dana Delany is apparently 55 (!? THE SURGEON DOES NICE WORK*) - *I just followed that thought up on wikipedia where apparently her surgeon did not do nice work with a botox injection at one point and so then she said she'd never have plastic surgery. I guess I will just assume she sleeps in a cryo-freezer at night!? - MOVING ON. She also apparently hooked up with Treat Williams and Don Henley, hopefully not at the same time. - Jeri Ryan IS A FORMER PAGEANT QUEEN, LIKE MISS ILLINOIS. WHY DID I NEVER KNOW THIS. ENDLESS LOLZ. - When messy details of Jeri Ryan's divorce from her first husband - a politician running for Illinois Senate - were made public, he dropped out of the senate race, which was then WON BY PREZ OBAMA. - ALL OF THIS, WHAT IS THIS, I CAN'T EVEN.
I can see your pairing now though! It's cute! But yes, kind of Obvious McObviousersons which is maybe why I glossed over it??? I TRY TO BE ~DIFFERENTY~ BUT IT NEVER WORKS. I support your pairing for hotness but we have SRSLY got to get on the same ship page one of these days girlfriend.
(So much to work with. I mean, they randomly put Jeri - apparently her name is KATE! - in evening wear so Megan could check her out I think. They are not being subtle here!)
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Date: 2011-04-08 06:50 am (UTC)- Dana Delany is apparently 55 (!? THE SURGEON DOES NICE WORK*)
- *I just followed that thought up on wikipedia where apparently her surgeon did not do nice work with a botox injection at one point and so then she said she'd never have plastic surgery. I guess I will just assume she sleeps in a cryo-freezer at night!?
- MOVING ON. She also apparently hooked up with Treat Williams and Don Henley, hopefully not at the same time.
- Jeri Ryan IS A FORMER PAGEANT QUEEN, LIKE MISS ILLINOIS. WHY DID I NEVER KNOW THIS. ENDLESS LOLZ.
- When messy details of Jeri Ryan's divorce from her first husband - a politician running for Illinois Senate - were made public, he dropped out of the senate race, which was then WON BY PREZ OBAMA.
- ALL OF THIS, WHAT IS THIS, I CAN'T EVEN.
I can see your pairing now though! It's cute! But yes, kind of Obvious McObviousersons which is maybe why I glossed over it??? I TRY TO BE ~DIFFERENTY~ BUT IT NEVER WORKS. I support your pairing for hotness but we have SRSLY got to get on the same ship page one of these days girlfriend.
(So much to work with. I mean, they randomly put Jeri - apparently her name is KATE! - in evening wear so Megan could check her out I think. They are not being subtle here!)