I made a pizza for lunch, using one of those 7" personal pre-made crusts. For some reason, as I'm holding a slice of it, the entire topping, including cheese, tomato sauce, pepperoni and onions, slides off the crust and onto, you guessed it, my white pants. Not only does it make a mess out of my pants, but it is so hot that it actually burns my thigh. Quite painfully.
*sigh* Not what I needed today. Or any day.
*sigh* Not what I needed today. Or any day.